U r a friend I never want to lose.

As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

A successful man / woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

What if you don’t see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

Morning stands for ….

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day
&
of course good morning:)

Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Pakistan Zindabad

People thinks
war is a Competition
Between
Weapons, People,
Forces or Nation,
But its a Battle of
PRAYERS before ALLAH
between Our Mothers
and
Thier Mothers.
The Question is,
Whose SON will come
back with
Flag in his Hands
and whose SON come
back with
FLAG Cover his Body.

I was told at my Birth that
I dont Belong to my Parents..
My Destiny, My Dreams
Belong Only
to
PAKISTAN.
“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I donโ€™t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun

Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun,
Others do well in Shadow.
God Knows What is Best For us
& Puts us Where We Grow Best.

Yoga cured nervousness

A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
“No,” she replied, ”
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

No 1 will touch ur mom

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

10 marks in an exam

Question: “How to kill an ant?”

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chili powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant’s hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant ๐Ÿ˜

Moral:
Don’t play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

T-here’s richness in a love for life

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

A real friend is someone who …

A real friend is someone
who tried to pick you up
when you have fallen,
and if they can’t pick you up,
they lay down right beside you.

How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub….

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger….

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ๐Ÿ˜‰

There is “lie” in believe ….

There is “lie” in believe
“over” in lover
“end” in friend
“Us” in trust
“ex” in next
and “if” in life.

The Best Environment Day Slogan!

The Best Environment Day Slogan!

Save Earth,

This Is The Only

Planet With Girls !:-)

Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits
– LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND
and told me 2 share them with peal Dear 2 me.
I’m sharing all with U…

Good Morning!

Never leave him for the new

Think of me and keep in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find
But if you find one equal and true
Never leave him for the new ๐Ÿ™‚

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

“Why Should I ? ๐Ÿ˜›

R u a working woman or a housewife?

Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife?
Her answer , “yes i am a ful time working housewife,
I work 24 hours a day…
I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter.
I don’t get holidays, sick leave or days off.
I work through day and night..
I am on call all hours and get paid wth a sentence
“Tum krti he kia ho ghar mai” (What at all do you do at house ?)
Dedicated 2 all moms, wives,daughters n sisters.

9 Highly disappointing situations –

Highly disappointing situations
Your best friend weds your lover!:'(
A close friend avoiding without reason! ๐Ÿ™
10 mark question asked for 2mark! ๐Ÿ™
Principal sitting near you on tour! ๐Ÿ™
EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! ๐Ÿ™
Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/
Friend calling on b’day n not wishing! :@
Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Leaving this post without liking it too! :p

Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

I Miss You

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!