Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Everybody makes mistakes in this world

In this world everybody makes mistakes…
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them

Pandit Joined a new job

Pandit joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Pandit :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Pandit Bunks office

Pandit Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you