Don’t kill the students

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college

How are the studies in this college?

How are the studies in this college?
A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

I've learned many things from my Friends

I’ve learned many things from my Friends
They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity
They gave me money when I’m empty in college canteen
They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I’m leaving them
They love me
They care me
n
I love them too..
But still I’ve a complaint
Still They don’t teach me 1 thing
n
You know what?
.
.
They don’t teach me

.
.
.
How to live without them
Dedicated 2 my Friends . . .

Analogy for all college lecturers

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!! 😉 😀 😛

Inside and outside college

The difference between
inside & outside d ‘College’ gate is..?
We played life inside
&
Life plays with us Outside.!
Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside 🙂

We are tested for something v never taught

We Go To School/College/
University Everyday.
We Learn Pointless Things,
But
We Are Never Taught
How To Make Moments Last.
But
I Think The Most Unfair
Thing Is At The End Of It,
We Are Tested On Something
We Are Never Taught –
We Have To Stand In Front Of
Each Other And Say
Good Bye