Pandit Joined a new job

Pandit joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Pandit :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Cut workload by 50%

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Kiss Definition in Physics:-

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

Passwords of computer

Passwords of computer
Fact of Life…
Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! 🙂

A good Friend is like a computer

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

A good Friend is like a computer

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.