5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

When I came home in the rain

When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didn’t U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.
.
Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
“STUPID RAIN! couldn’t it wait, till my child came home.”
Thats MAA (Mother)

My son and daughter

Superb Lines 4m a father’s diary ever n ever-
“my sOn is my sOn till he gets a wife,
But my daughter is my daughter til d end Of my life..”

You’ve seen me laugh

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

Your guiding hand

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

Pay My Regards To Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2012 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

Happy father’s day

Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!

Happy Father’s Day!

Daughter will snag a better husband

Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

One father

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

A Father means so many things..

A Father means so many things..
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father’s Day

You may be out of sight

You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.

Happy Father’s Day

A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

How are the studies in this college?

How are the studies in this college?
A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

Love described in detail for medical students

Love described in detail for medical students
Medical Question:
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.
Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart
Risk Factors:
– Teenagers
– Boys Without Sisters
– Girls Without Brothers
Etiology:
– Time Pass
– Desired To Be Loved
– Money And Beauty
Symptoms:
– Tension
– Daydream
– Tachycardia
– Insomnia
– Phone Addict
– No Concentration
Investigation:
– Diary
– Album
– Books
– Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom’s Chappal. ;->

Dad, my wonderful friend

Delightful And Loving,
Loved And Admired,
Dad, You’re My Hero,
My Life You’ve Inspired.
And When All My Blessings,Are Counted Each Day,
I Thank God In Heaven,For Dad When I Pray.
Dad Thanks For Your Presence,Throughout Thick And Thin;
You’re More Than A Parent,You’re My Wonderful Friend.
Happy Father’s Day

"Long" love is Mother's love

“Long” love is Mother’s love
“Sweet” love is Father’s love
“Short” love is Lover’s love
But
“Strong” love is FRIENDSHIP LOVE.
So always Love me.

Father 2 his son

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days…….
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

Children to have real father…

It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.
I am glad to have you dad.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY

I miss you daddy

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

Thanks for being there…

Thanks for being
there through the
tears, laughter and
dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!

The glory of fathers and sons…

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father’s day.

Greatest gift from God

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!

101 Ways to Be a Great Dad

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Do not worry it is not you!
Happy Father’s Day!