Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS…!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur friend not ur husband…
That’s y its called a friend request… not a proposal !!!…
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …
When a guy likes ur picture,
that…means he likes ur picture not *YOU*…
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys… let them all know the fact

How to settle abroad?

How to settle abroad?

For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle

For Girls:
Marry this guy

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

“How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
“32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me”:-D

Love is a gamble,

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Reason for girls to live longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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“SHOPPING”
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
.
“PAYING The “BILLS” Does

A boys eye / girls heart

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google
In Searching A Girl In A Crowd
But
A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle
In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

Meaning of thanks

Meaning of thanks
Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses
thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure 🙂

The latest slogan of boys

The latest slogan of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

Love has no age….

Love has no age….
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

Love described in detail for medical students

Love described in detail for medical students
Medical Question:
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.
Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart
Risk Factors:
– Teenagers
– Boys Without Sisters
– Girls Without Brothers
Etiology:
– Time Pass
– Desired To Be Loved
– Money And Beauty
Symptoms:
– Tension
– Daydream
– Tachycardia
– Insomnia
– Phone Addict
– No Concentration
Investigation:
– Diary
– Album
– Books
– Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom’s Chappal. ;->

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

HaPpY Eid MubariK

HaPpY Eid MubariK
I know its too early…
but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish…
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

A boys eye / girls heart

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google
In Searching A Girl In A Crowd
But
A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle
In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

Girls are like apples on trees.

Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
r afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
reality they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Girl:don’t b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

Tell me more about Shariq

Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”
Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

if u will try 2 kiss me

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Fact of Life :-

Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”

Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha
doosre din doosri ladki ke sath
teesre din teesri ladki ke sath
baitha tha
Moral of the story
Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Number and Network

Hi,
My name is
BUBBLI
My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND
Number always OLD
But
Network always new

*…PROBLEM & CHALLENGE…*

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT: 3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls = challenge..

Ants will finish you

A girl’s speaking to a boy……..
You r very handsome.
You r very cute.
You r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
I can’t call you sweet….
because ants will finish you.

When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable !!

To the only boy I ever loved!

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them

Girl checking her weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Queue Behind Her
Said
““Carry On””,
I Have Coins!

Never Joke With Brainless Girls

Girl: What You will Do If I Die?
Boy: I will Live Happily For the Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
” I will Do Anything For Your Happiness…”
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

Want to win a girl?

If You Want to Win A Girl:
Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs,
Make Her Feel Safe,
Give Her Forehead Kisses,
& Good morning Messages.

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p