The Best Environment Day Slogan!

The Best Environment Day Slogan!

Save Earth,

This Is The Only

Planet With Girls !:-)

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook
1.Upload a new profile pic
2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment “cute,”cho..chweet”,”awww”,”awesome” etc..
3.Be happy…
4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY
5.Be happy again!!!
6.Goto step 1. :p

It’s a girls world

It’s a girls world

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,

If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude

If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!

In pakistan survey was done

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says khuawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

Tied rakhi to the following boys

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

A line on a Husband’s T shirt

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS…!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur friend not ur husband…
That’s y its called a friend request… not a proposal !!!…
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …
When a guy likes ur picture,
that…means he likes ur picture not *YOU*…
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys… let them all know the fact

How Pakistani professors speak english

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habit.

Every Girls Dream..

Every Girls Dream..
1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You�re Pressed Againts The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He�s All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.

Stop looking at girls

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r committed now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . 😀

Girls look beautiful because….

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because Read the rest of this entry »

How to settle abroad?

How to settle abroad?

For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle

For Girls:
Marry this guy

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

“How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
“32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me”:-D

Love is a gamble,

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Reason for girls to live longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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“SHOPPING”
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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“PAYING The “BILLS” Does

Girls misuse it, models sell it

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

A boys eye / girls heart

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google
In Searching A Girl In A Crowd
But
A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle
In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

GIRLS Want To Look

GIRLS Want To Look
Perfect For A Bunch of Guys,
But
A WOMAN only Wants To
Look Beautiful For only One Man

Question : Why do girls close

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Meaning of thanks

Meaning of thanks
Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses
thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure 🙂

Passwords of computer

Passwords of computer
Fact of Life…
Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! 🙂

Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

The latest slogan of boys

The latest slogan of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

Love has no age….

Love has no age….
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

Love described in detail for medical students

Love described in detail for medical students
Medical Question:
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.
Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart
Risk Factors:
– Teenagers
– Boys Without Sisters
– Girls Without Brothers
Etiology:
– Time Pass
– Desired To Be Loved
– Money And Beauty
Symptoms:
– Tension
– Daydream
– Tachycardia
– Insomnia
– Phone Addict
– No Concentration
Investigation:
– Diary
– Album
– Books
– Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom’s Chappal. ;->

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera
Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->
-Don’t talk in front of my back.
-Both of U 3 get out of my room.
-Open the window, let the environment come in.
-I have 2 sisters both are girls.
-All of U stand in a straight circle.
-Give me a red pen of any colour.