Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Never kiss a police woman

Never kiss a police woman.
she ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ll repeat it 10 times.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

I want my child to laugh

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Pandit: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !

How he got into the house

How he got into the house
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
Youll get your chance in court, said the Police officer.
No, no no! said the man.
I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.

Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Common In Girlfriend & police

Girlfriend & Police
Mein Kya Baat Common Hai ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p