Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

The return of phoolan devi (bb)

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

I offer my opponents a bargain

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Politics is derived from…

The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

Good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye �ALTAF BHAI� kon hai?

Any party which takes credit for the rain

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Considering his achievements of

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

A promising young man

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u

In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don’t make jokes

I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Government is like a baby

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Change their party for principles

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

Politics is the gentle art of….

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

The more u observe about this Politics thing

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.

A good leader is a person

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Pollution of democracy

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.