10 marks in an exam

Question: “How to kill an ant?”

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chili powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant’s hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant 😐

Moral:
Don’t play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” 😛

Don’t kill the students

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Why student fails ?

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

student:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

How to settle abroad?

How to settle abroad?

For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle

For Girls:
Marry this guy

At ur age hitler committed suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler committed suicide

Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge 😛
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge 😛

Principal shock, student rocks

Principal shock, student rocks
Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….! B-)

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

This is Student Life Definitions Altered 😀
SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions 😀
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher’s sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva 😀
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour 😀
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits 😀
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! 😀
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation 😛 😀

5 points of a normal student

5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

Students r not cheaters

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)

Tell me where is God

Teacher:
If u tel me where is God?
I’l reward u 100 rupees.
Student:
but I’ll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!