Romantic Birthday Wishes

You often told me that you prefer dirty over cheesy messages. Since it is your birthday, I will grant your wish. Pee, poop, poo. There you go, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Little Brother

You growing up is inevitable but in your hearts you will always be that dirty child playing in the mud and making a mess. Don’t worry, we still think you’re cute. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

Happy Birthday For My Girl

There are not too many girls that I really get along with – but you are a different case. You are cool with getting your hands dirty. You get my humor and my little jokes. You can shoot some serious hoops. Happy birthday to the coolest girl I’ve ever known! Cheers.

Congratulations On New Baby

Say hello to sleepless night, dirty diapers and baby bottles. But, let me tell you that – it will be all worth it. There is nothing more priceless than witnessing your baby’s first walk, hearing your baby’s first words and watching your baby grow up. Congratulations on this new chapter of your lives!

Happy Birthday Big Brother

I have a dirty joke for a greeting but our parents will hear and I’m too old to get you to cover for me. Happy Birthday, big bro!

Happy Birthday Baby Boy

You have given a year of sleepless night, tons of dirty diapers and I know you will give them more years of joy and delight. Happy Birthday Baby Boy!

Congratulations On New Baby

Say goodbye to the morning sickness, endless food cravings and swollen legs. Brace yourself to a new chapter of dirty nappies, midnight feedings, and sleepless nights. Congratulations on your sweet baby!