Pandit wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Pandit wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Pandit:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Life is like a MOVIE…

Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR

Please Forgive Me

I Know How Angry You Are …
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us …
Please Forgive Me

After an accident,

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. 😀

I’m A Lonely Road Of

I’m A Lonely Road Of
Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That
I’m Searching For

These Stars Are All
So Dull

Its The Moon That I’m
Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry
At Me

Its Life That I’m
Searching For

There Is A Crowd
Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I’m
Searching For

My Life Is Just Like
Path

Its A Destination That
I’m Searching For

Don’t Know What Is It
That I’ve Lost

May Be Its ‘ME’ That
I’m Searching For !!

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

Roses r red .. violts r blue

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.
😀

Girl wearing a very short skirt

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I’m wearing her skirt.

Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband on Phone:
“Where d Hell Are You … ?”
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
jewelry Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t
Have Money That Time n I said
“Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

Beautiful quote on anger

Beautiful quote on anger 🙂
“If u r right then there is no need to get Angry”
and
“if u r wrong then u dont have any right to be Angry”

I love u when u love love me

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.

GirlFriend asked what is love

GirlFriend to her BoyFriend:
What Is Love ? ?
People Talk So Much About
Love But I Dont Really Know
What It Is . . . ?
BF (Replied):
When I Get Angry On You
& You Try To Persuade Me
That Feeling Is Love,
When I Dont Talk To You
& You Get Worried About Me
That Is Called Love,
When You Care For Me
Whenever I M Sick Or In Pain,
That Is Love,
And
Finally When You Get Scared
Even From The Thought Of Us
Being Apart From Each Other,
This Scary Feeling Is Called Love

Suffering From Sadness Or Depression

To All Those Suffering From Sadness Or Depression,
Know That It Isnt Your Fault.
It Isnt Because Youre Weak.
It Isnt Because Youre Just Not Grateful Enough.
It Isnt Because Youre Just Not Religious Enough.
It Isnt Because You Dont Have Enough Faith.
It Isnt Because ALLAH Is Angry With You.
To All The Well-Meaning People Who Tell You This, Just Smile.
And Know Deep In Your Heart That The Tests Of ALLAH Come In
Different Forms To Different People.
And Know That, By The Help Of ALLAH, Every Test Can Become
A Tool To Get Closer To Him.
And That, Verily, With Hardship Come Ease – And Like All Things
Of This World – This Too Shall Pass.

Angry with your lovable friend

If You Are Angry with your lovable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.
Just Hug Each Other and Say:
I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..

I love u when u love love me

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.

GirlFriend asked what is love

GirlFriend to her BoyFriend:
What Is Love ? ?
People Talk So Much About
Love But I Dont Really Know
What It Is . . . ?
BF (Replied):
When I Get Angry On You
& You Try To Persuade Me
That Feeling Is Love,
When I Dont Talk To You
& You Get Worried About Me
That Is Called Love,
When You Care For Me
Whenever I M Sick Or In Pain,
That Is Love,
And
Finally When You Get Scared
Even From The Thought Of Us
Being Apart From Each Other,
This Scary Feeling Is Called Love

Sun or Moon

One day i told her you are just like a sun
she got angry with me.
Another day i told her
you just like a moon she was very Happy.
But i told her the moon has no own light
the sun give him his own light.

That’s a true relation

Shakespare says
“When you’r angry at someone
&
get irritated time to time
but
you still can’t live without Him/Her
.
.
.
That’s a relation.True relation

Sun or Moon

One day i told her you are just like a sun
she got angry with me.
Another day i told her
you just like a moon she was very Happy.
But i told her the moon has no own light
the sun give him his own light.

I love u when u love love me

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.