A perfect girl …

A perfect girl
Doesn’t bother,
Doesn’t shout,
Doesn’t flirt with others,
Doesn’t lies,
Doesn’t cheat,
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And
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Doesn’t exists :p

clapping!!

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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Married 🙂

It’s a girls world

It’s a girls world

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,

If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude

If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

There are only 2 options left

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left��
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Girls of 1995 & 2007

GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Love Happens Automatically

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 😀

Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS…!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur friend not ur husband…
That’s y its called a friend request… not a proposal !!!…
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …
When a guy likes ur picture,
that…means he likes ur picture not *YOU*…
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys… let them all know the fact

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r good Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

Stop looking at girls

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r committed now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . 😀

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Girls look beautiful because….

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because Read the rest of this entry »

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

All flowers are sweet but

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Love bears all things, Love believes all things

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

if someone calls u crazy

if someone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if someone calls u duffer,relax,
if someone calls u stupid be cool,
but if someone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Nagative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Love your self,understanding,dreams..

Love urself ,
Flirt with ur understanding,
Romance with dreams,
Get engaged with simplicity,
Marry geniuses,
Divorce the ego..
Thats Good Life..

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

I Love U … I Love U … I Love U

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

I always think about U…

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)