Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I am excited for Halloween because after it holiday season will soon arrive. There will be also kids everywhere, but instead of saying “Trick-or-Treats” they will be singing Christmas carols. How it feels good to be a kid once more. I miss my childhood days when my happiness depends on how many candies I bring home during trick-or-treat and Christmas season.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I fear Halloween. I fear darkness. I don’t know but I think something hides in there. Something we are not sure if we can handle. I wish you all happy Halloween!

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

There are no other times when you will not feel scared to sleep alone except during Halloween.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Halloween is the time where every kid turns to be nice and parents pretends to be something like a witch or a monster.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I have been with many places before but this place is different. I have a feeling that someone is watching us. The way the wind blows, it also feels different. Is it because it is nearly Halloween time or really someone else unseen lives here? Let’s wait and see.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Let the light of the moon be your light tonight. Darkness is everywhere and silence all over the place. Do not fear, just whisper your prayer. God hears it and He will be with you tonight.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Remember the moment when you attend your friend “Halloween Costume Party” and you realize that you are the only one that was well-dressed and fully accessorized while almost your entire friend only wears black shirt? They should have called it “Halloween Black Shirt Party” instead of “Halloween Costume Party”, right?

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Happy Halloween to all my friends who loves to scare me. May you all sleep well tonight. Do not forget to close your window because someone might go inside and watch over you.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Why do I have the feeling that Halloweens are meant to scare everybody? Or am I the only that hates it? I just want to let my fear go because I do not want to be scared anymore.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

There are other stories aside from bedtime stories that your mother was telling you during your childhood, and that was horror stories. Until now, I remember every single details of it. The only thing that changed is that I am not scared anymore. It looks like funny to me now than it being scary.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

We planned to have a little event for the Halloween. Just me and some of my friends. But when the party started, it looks like we are so many inside the room. It is really scary, so we just decided to leave and let the unseen enjoy the rest of the night.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

When I am still a kid, I am scared of the ghosts and of the darkness. And now that I am old, I am now scared of my wife. She is the scariest creature I’ve ever encounter in my whole life. Happy Halloween, my dear!

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Do not play the game hide and seek when it’s Halloween. In the darkness you will find them hiding. You will not be able to see them, but you will hear their laugh. Go home right away or else you will never find your way back.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

The only pumpkin I love is vegetable and not the one you see every Halloween. It is a piece of shit that scares the hell out of me.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Halloween is not all about scary things, ghosts, or trick-or-treats. Halloween is also for everyone to celebrate life and enjoy. That is why there are such us Halloween costume parties and street parties. Life is short. Have fun and enjoy.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I love Halloween because everything looks black. And I love black. It is as if everything is clear and calm for me. I want everything to be black for the rest of my life.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

There are lots of scary things that play on my mind lately. I am scared I might do one of them one of these days. I hope not this Halloween because I do not want to scare away everybody.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I have a friend that can only be seen by me. He is nice but a little bit jealous. He doesn’t want me to be friend with others. And now he is angry at me. He wants you out of my life. But don’t worry, I am just kidding. Happy Halloween!

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

My dad would always play Dracula and my mom would play the Witch. I never thought that a vampire and a witch are perfect for each other. And I will be the princess to complete the family.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I always remember my grandma every Halloween. I remember she was the one who made all my costumes. I am always best in costume, like almost every year. But she’s gone now, and I miss her so much. If it’s true that there are dead spirits everywhere, then why my grandma doesn’t visit me? I really hope to see her one of these nights.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

The best time to try ghost hunting is during Halloween. Why? Because I’m sure you will not go home without something that is worth telling your friends that surely will terrify them.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I do not want to scare anybody but for me ghosts are real. You cannot see them, but they can see you. Some are friends, but some are not. Be nice to them if you want them to be nice at you.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I am not usually afraid of the night, but I am when it is Halloween. I cannot erase in my mind the story my mom once told me. It is during Halloween that the spirit of dead people rises from the grave. Whether true or not, I just cannot go out tonight.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I dressed up as a black lady during our Halloween costume party, and I must say I rocked the night. They think I am a real black lady with blood all over my face. I heard someone said, she’s the one I am always seeing every night. And I was like, I am not her okay?

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

My favorite place to be in Halloween – under my bed. I feel safe down there. No one see me, no one would ever try to scare me. And no I am not alone; I have with me my teddy bear. He sings lullaby to me, he comforts me, and he greets me “Happy Halloween!”

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

My mother would always tell me not to go outside during Halloween. Is it because of the ghosts or is she trying to avoid those cute kids chanting “trick or treats!”? Look at them, they are all cute!

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

What scary about Halloween costume party? It is when everyone is scared of you and you realize you are not wearing any costume. Is it you or are they seeing somebody else beside you?

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I love Halloween feels. I love how it silences my younger brother who usually is super active. I love watching horror movies. I love the quietness and the cold night. I love Halloween.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

Have you ever been in a cemetery during Halloween? Do you feel something creepy? Well, you are not alone. I felt it many times, but I do not want to scare everybody. They are real, I swear.

Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

You are the cutest witch I’ve ever seen. Say it loud, “Trick-or-treat!” Bring home many candies tonight, sweetie.