Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Maybe Valentines day was taught about by a woman! It is a scheme of women to get what they want!

Funny Quotes About Woman

Trust a woman who loves online gaming than a woman who loves online shopping.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Make a girl smile and she will make your life happy. Make a girl cry and she will make your life miserable.

Funny Quotes About Woman

It is more important for a girl to have a responsible man to give all her needs than to have an asshole who is only better when in need.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Every good man deserves a loving woman. Every rich man deserves a woman who loves shopping all her life.

Funny Quotes About Woman

When your mom says enough, stop immediately unless you want to see her turn into a monstrous witch.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Not all girls with a tattoo are a bad ass. Some of them just don’t have a good place to put their masterpiece.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Tell your girl how beautiful she is, and she will look even more beautiful. Tell your girl that she is getting fat, and she will never stop eating more.

Funny Quotes About Woman

You can measure a girl’s beauty with the way she wear her makeup. The more of it, the ugly she was.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Give a girl a chance to change, and she will never disappoint you. Give a man a chance to change, and he will be worse.

Funny Quotes About Woman

No matter how bad is the mood of a girl, it can easily change if there are pizzas, ice creams, and cakes in the fridge.

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There are two reasons why there are girls who sleeps without a bra:
It feels good.
No need at all.

Funny Quotes About Woman

You will know how a girl actually looks when she is at home. It is because it is the time when she has no makeup and no pretending at all.

Funny Quotes About Woman

When you tell your secret to your girlfriend, expect that her best friend will knew about it. And tomorrow, expect the whole class will be talking about it.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Never will you see a group of girls not laughing and not talking to each other. When they are together, they are like they own the world.

Funny Quotes About Woman

A jealous woman is a woman every secretive man should avoid. When she does investigation, even the tiniest secret you have will be exposed. Know your girl now or else it will be your end.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Love your girl with all your heart and she will give you her world. Break her heart and you will never had a chance to see tomorrow.

Funny Quotes About Woman

When your girl says she is beautiful, agree with her. Never give your girl a reason to doubt whether you are on her side or not.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Not all women are kind enough to accept all negative comments about how she looks. Some of them suddenly turn into a real beauty queen.

Funny Quotes About Woman

A woman is like weather. Always unpredictable.

Funny Quotes About Woman

As a loving husband, I always agree with my wife. Never an instance that I win over my wife. In every way, she is always right.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Never underestimate women. Only women can do laundry while swimming, can clean the house while dancing, and can cook while singing. See how women can make use of their talents amazingly well.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Women are better in pretending. They can pretend to be nice and not affected by someone’s comment about how fat she looks now.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Two kinds of girls: A girl with a handsome boyfriend and a girl without even an ugly boyfriend.

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Every women weakness:
Handsome sexy guy in her bed.
New pair of shoes.

Funny Quotes About Woman

How to make a woman happy? Give her time to think and money to shop.

Funny Quotes About Woman

A woman who is trying hard to look beautiful is like a man who is trying to be a woman; they both need a special power to succeed.

Funny Quotes About Woman

A girl can remember her first kiss and all the feelings associated with it. While a man can’t even remember the name of his first kiss.

Funny Quotes About Woman

A woman’s tongue can be as deadly as a man’s sword. It can cut you deep in your heart and it can destroy even the strongest foundation ever built.

Funny Quotes About Woman

Do not judge a woman according to his body size. Not all fat women are fat all their life and not all thin women are thin all their life.