Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

Santa: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Santa: Phone karte waqt.

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Tring tring .. inbox kholo

Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
–;–;–<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

I” M” A PoLice Officer..

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Roz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

Roz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Aisi apni wife ho

Aisi apni wife ho

5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
to memorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho

sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kia haseen life ho..

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
🙂

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aapko message na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha
doosre din doosri ladki ke sath
teesre din teesri ladki ke sath
baitha tha
Moral of the story
Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha Kismat Hamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

Tum 20 saal ki larki Se shaadi kroge ya…

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Se shaadi kroge ya
Apne se 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hai k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

Sms Jokes

Excuse me…..
What is your sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

Difference Between radio and akhbar

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Guiness Book Mein Record Qaim Kiya

Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai “

If you have any problem

If you have any problem
Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:
If u don’t hve any
Problem !
Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
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I’ll create problem
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Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …

What does ILU means

What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

A girl covered by leaf

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

You are DOG

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Judge and Lawyer Funny Sms

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?