Women nowadays are not satisfied with flowers and sweet candies on Valentines day, they want the hard stuff! DIAMONDS!
Posting on Facebook your complaints about Valentines day, is the reason you are alone on Valentines day
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Beer would sound sweeter than spending valentines with you
If they say that they are falling in love, believe me darling gravity has nothing to do with that
Do you have a date this Valentines day?! Why yes! We have, it is February 14!
I never cared about Valentines day, I am single, fabulous and I am loving it!
Is it Valentines day today? No! it is Sunday you fool!
I am really sorry I forgot your name, may I call you mine?
Are you a television show? Because you are too fun to watch and stare at
If you celebrate Christmas because they believe in God, Why do you celebrate Valentines if no one likes you?
New money saving advice! Break with her on February 13th and get back on the 15th!
Why is there an intense force of pressure for us single individuals when Valentines is coming! Geez!
I do not even understand why they have chosen cupid as a character for Valentines! Being struck by an arrow by a little fat kid is not even romantic!
Are you a thief? Because I will give you everything, just so you won’t hurt me.
If I were a planet, I want you to be my axis, so that my world will only revolve around you.
Remembering Valentine’s Day is a friendly reminder to those who are single and lonely, that no soecial someone loves them in a romantic way. Way to go Valentines!
Is it Valentines day tomorrow? I have to set my alarm to 9:00 in the evening then
If you are ready to admit the things that you have not done, that is the time that you are ready to get married.
Love is missing some of your teeth, but still having the courage to smile because you know that someone will still accept you for it . . .or maybe not.
Are you darkness? Because I cannot seem to see anything when I am with you.
How come your hands are so small, yet you hold my very world and life
Love is being willing to die for someone that you yourself want to kill.
People loves dating, I will just sleep this Valentines Day for me to get the girl of my dreams surely!
I have tasted all the sweets in the world but nothing is sweeter than your smile.
About 50% of marriages end in divorce, and over 98% of pizza deliveries comes on time, Pizza gains over love by one point!
Oops! Love is in the air! Now where did I put my pest spray.
You are like a password, I cannot forget about you
Love is the same feeling when the waiter finally arrives to your table to give you your food.
Valentines day is like an extended Christmas day exclusively for women!
How do you know when you’re in love? When even the rock’s existence on the ground makes sense to you.