Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Women nowadays are not satisfied with flowers and sweet candies on Valentines day, they want the hard stuff! DIAMONDS!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Posting on Facebook your complaints about Valentines day, is the reason you are alone on Valentines day

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Beer would sound sweeter than spending valentines with you

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

If they say that they are falling in love, believe me darling gravity has nothing to do with that

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Do you have a date this Valentines day?! Why yes! We have, it is February 14!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

I never cared about Valentines day, I am single, fabulous and I am loving it!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Is it Valentines day today? No! it is Sunday you fool!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

I am really sorry I forgot your name, may I call you mine?

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Are you a television show? Because you are too fun to watch and stare at

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

If you celebrate Christmas because they believe in God, Why do you celebrate Valentines if no one likes you?

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

New money saving advice! Break with her on February 13th and get back on the 15th!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Why is there an intense force of pressure for us single individuals when Valentines is coming! Geez!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

I do not even understand why they have chosen cupid as a character for Valentines! Being struck by an arrow by a little fat kid is not even romantic!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Are you a thief? Because I will give you everything, just so you won’t hurt me.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

If I were a planet, I want you to be my axis, so that my world will only revolve around you.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Remembering Valentine’s Day is a friendly reminder to those who are single and lonely, that no soecial someone loves them in a romantic way. Way to go Valentines!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Is it Valentines day tomorrow? I have to set my alarm to 9:00 in the evening then

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

If you are ready to admit the things that you have not done, that is the time that you are ready to get married.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Love is missing some of your teeth, but still having the courage to smile because you know that someone will still accept you for it . . .or maybe not.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Are you darkness? Because I cannot seem to see anything when I am with you.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

How come your hands are so small, yet you hold my very world and life

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Love is being willing to die for someone that you yourself want to kill.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

People loves dating, I will just sleep this Valentines Day for me to get the girl of my dreams surely!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

I have tasted all the sweets in the world but nothing is sweeter than your smile.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

About 50% of marriages end in divorce, and over 98% of pizza deliveries comes on time, Pizza gains over love by one point!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Oops! Love is in the air! Now where did I put my pest spray.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

You are like a password, I cannot forget about you

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Love is the same feeling when the waiter finally arrives to your table to give you your food.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Valentines day is like an extended Christmas day exclusively for women!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

How do you know when you’re in love? When even the rock’s existence on the ground makes sense to you.