Happy birthday! I wish that your mind is still in good shape so you will remember that you are forgetful.
If you want to maintain your balanced diet on your birthday, get two pieces of your birthday cake and weigh them on both hands. Happy birthday!
Just think of how low your heating bill would be this month because of all the candles in your cake. Happy birthday!
You have never looked any better. Never. Happy birthday!
You still have the right to act as young as you can get away with. Happy birthday!
There seems to be more candles than it could fit your cake. Buy a bigger one next time. Happy birthday!
This just woke up look seems to become permanent to us at this age. Happy birthday!
Don’t worry about your age now, just think how much it will be after 10 years. Happy birthday!
There is really nothing wrong with getting older at your birthday. Happiest birthday to you!
This relic from the World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy birthday to you!
Blow those candles out, their light already reach outside of space. Happy birthday!
Happiest birthday to my oldest friend!
Be glad that your skin is still as taut as it should have been years ago. Happy birthday!
You are already getting old if you start liking the things you thought were lame. Happy birthday!
You now have a reason to curse the inventor of the mirror. It would be my birthday gift to you. Happy birthday!
On your birthday, I wish that you would still have more hair on your head than on your nose. Cheers to your birthday!
We almost cannot remember where our car keys are, how could they expect us to remember their birthdays at our age?
It is your birthday today, and I wish that you would see things larger than life, especially the prints. Happy, happy birthday!
If anyone calls you old on your birthday, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday old man!
Having your exercise as walking up the stairs tells that you are really old. Happy birthday!
Look how expensive your candles are than your cake. You are really getting old. Happy birthday!
You have a lifetime of being immature, but you would only be young once. Happy birthday!
Only act according to your age, or even younger. Happy birthday!
The number of these candles would take one Herculean blow to put out. Happy birthday!
Have a happy, happy birthday, even though you look as old as your age.
Every year you age, you age like cheese: you get smellier! Happy birthday!
I wish you would always have a birthday every year, it is so much fun. Happy birthday!
I wish that you would have a cake that could fit all the candies you have on. Happy birthday!
I was surprised that I did not talk for one year and a half after I was born.
Your age is the only thing that goes up but never comes down. Happy birthday!