Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward the river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Why?
Because ants wife was bathing in the river.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We will kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)