Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Santa stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Our love is heard like a ring tone.

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.

Ghori kinnay charhaya…

Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d

First class in B.Ed

A newly married girl
got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Girl checking her weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Queue Behind Her
Said
““Carry On””,
I Have Coins!

Do not carry umbrella during rain

Banta’s advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on your head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Improvements made in you..

After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I have Made In You :P”