If somebody comes n tells u

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don’t b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. 🙂

I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

How dare they fool you

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

A genius is a person….

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

Short Summary of April Fool

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

See the magic

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON dictionary OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

I am your girlfriend is ….

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

Friendly reminder for April Fool

Just a friendly reminder –

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

Have a VICTORIOUS ‘2012’

2012 is Coming! Before 2011 Ends,

Let Me Thank all the Good People like U,
Who made ‘2011’ so much Beautiful 4 Me.
I Pray U be Blessed with Faithful Years Ahead.

I wish You a

Fantastic JANUARY
Love able FEBRUARY
Marvelous MARCH
Fool less APRIL
Enjoyable MAY
Successful JUNE
Wonderful JULY
Independent AUGUST
Romantic SEPTEMBER
Tastiest OCTOBER
Beautiful NOVEMBER
Happiest DECEMBER

Have a VICTORIOUS ‘2012’

FOOL se, FOOL ne,

FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS