No matter how I cry or beg, I still have to write an exam on the day of your birthday so I’ll miss it. But happy birthday in advance to you!
Gone are the days of sleepless nights because of an upcoming exam, in with the sleepless nights because overtime at work! The real world is just a bigger classroom! Don’t worry, one thing will never change: You are allowed to party as long as you show up the next day or finish your report on time! Happy 21st birthday!
Question: “How to kill an ant?”
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Mix chili powder with sugar,
Keep it outside the ant’s hole
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant 😐
Don’t play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Why most of the engineering students
Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.
Height of confidence
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”
Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading
The most “hungry + sad” moment
When you’re sitting in the examination hall,
then the invigilator is served
hot “tea with samosas”.
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
says, “please cover your answer sheet” 😛
In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
“combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.”:-)
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in exams!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. 🙂
Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The One Lecture You Missed
The One Topic You Didn’t Read.
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn’t do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i didn’t do my homework!
There are two type of studies:
1 – hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 – easy subject that Doesn’t need to be studied
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard…
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…” =P =D
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
A ThermoMeter is not the only thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg for all students;-)
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
U. unlimited sms
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
Try In 1 Semester !!
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”