Funny Birthday Wishes

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Sugar melts in water

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so please don’t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Sugar melts in water,

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don’t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

Difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.

Scientific formula of water by santa

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Santa: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Santa: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Mr.Bean Science

Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u don’t want to b seen with : P