Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so please don’t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don’t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U
The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Santa: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u don’t want to b seen with : P