Happy Womens Day Wishes Quotes

A woman’s heart is so tender, naughty and charming. It’s so sharing and melodious. She is a woman, and she is life!

Happy Birthday Son From Mom

For being so cute and naughty, thank you. You give me happiness beyond compare. Happy Birthday, my son.

Happy Birthday Niece Birthday Wishes For Niece

You are my lovely niece whom I can say – cute, energetic, expressive, impatient and naughty too. Love you and wishing a very happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Grandma Sayings

Grandma, you are the only person who loves me even when I’m naughty. You the only one who pampers me despite of all my tantrums. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Grandma Sayings

Grandma, because of your wisdom’s a naughty kid like me easily becomes tolerable to his mother. This is only your love that has made my mother’s all yelling and scolding tolerable to me. Wishing you a happy birthday.

Brother Quotes

No matter how tall they become, little brothers will always be naughty.

Birthday Wishes For Daughters

To my daughter who is both a blessing and a curse, thank you for being nice enough to make up for all your naughty deeds. We’re grateful to call ourselves your parents. Happy Birthday!

Happy 5Th Birthday

This world won’t be as beautiful for me if you had not filled my days with your naughty tricks and cuddly hugs and kisses. You have coloured my world with so much love and wonder and mommy and daddy wants to thank you for it. Happy 5th birthday, our little sweet sunshine!

Funny Christmas Sayings

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Funny Christmas Sayings

Santa saw your Face-book Page. Now you are on the naughty list and won’t get anything.

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a Pandit
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Pandit ji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Funny Fart Jokes

Funny Fart Jokes

I want you to know that every time I Fart under the covers…

I’m doing it because I care about you and I want to keep you warm.

Don’t fight my methane cuddles. Enjoy them.

Perfect example of good & bad luck

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

I’ll have to take a bite of you.

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 Girl Friends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

Cute proposal for love at first sight

Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Believe In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”

Don’t take ur troubles to bed

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. 🙂

It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Santa is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha Kismat Hamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

First class in B.Ed

A newly married girl
got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

Name one important thing

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!

Number and Network

Hi,
My name is
BUBBLI
My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND
Number always OLD
But
Network always new

*…PROBLEM & CHALLENGE…*

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT: 3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls = challenge..

Life is nothing without LOVE

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just be practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Hi i am marrying next week

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable !!

How rat proposes a cat;)

How will a rat purpose a cat…??
?
..??
?
“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)