A woman’s heart is so tender, naughty and charming. It’s so sharing and melodious. She is a woman, and she is life!
For being so cute and naughty, thank you. You give me happiness beyond compare. Happy Birthday, my son.
You are my lovely niece whom I can say – cute, energetic, expressive, impatient and naughty too. Love you and wishing a very happy birthday.
Grandma, you are the only person who loves me even when I’m naughty. You the only one who pampers me despite of all my tantrums. Happy birthday.
Grandma, because of your wisdom’s a naughty kid like me easily becomes tolerable to his mother. This is only your love that has made my mother’s all yelling and scolding tolerable to me. Wishing you a happy birthday.
No matter how tall they become, little brothers will always be naughty.
To my daughter who is both a blessing and a curse, thank you for being nice enough to make up for all your naughty deeds. We’re grateful to call ourselves your parents. Happy Birthday!
This world won’t be as beautiful for me if you had not filled my days with your naughty tricks and cuddly hugs and kisses. You have coloured my world with so much love and wonder and mommy and daddy wants to thank you for it. Happy 5th birthday, our little sweet sunshine!
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Santa saw your Face-book Page. Now you are on the naughty list and won’t get anything.
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a Pandit
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Pandit ji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 Girl Friends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
“Do U Believe In Love At First Sight
Should I Come Back Again..”
Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. 🙂
Santa is not sleeping with his wife! these days
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari
Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari
Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi
Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha Kismat Hamari
Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI
A newly married girl
got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
My name is
My Number is
My Network is
Number always OLD
Network always new
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
1boy+3girls = challenge..
Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just be practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Boys are comfortable !!
How will a rat purpose a cat…??
“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)