Ramadan Calendar 2012 / Sehr-o-Iftar TimeTable 2012

Sehr-o-Iftar Timing / Ramadan Calendar 2012 / Ramadan TimeTable 2012

Insh’Allah Ta’ala 1st Roza in Ramadan 2012 will Start from 20 July 2012
R Sehr – Iftaar
1 4:08 – 7:26
2 4:09 – 7:25
3 4:10 – 7:24
4 4:11 – 7:23
5 4:12 – 7:22
6 4:13 – 7:21
7 4:14 – 7:20
8 4:15 – 7:19
9 4:16 – 7:18
10 4:17 – 7:17
11 4:18 – 7:16
12 4:19 – 7:15
13 4:20 – 7:14
14 4:21 – 7:13

15 4:22 – 7:12
16 4:23 – 7:11
17 4:24 – 7:10
18 4:25 – 7:09
19 4:26 – 7:08
20 4:27 – 7:07
21 4:28 – 7:06
22 4:29 – 7:05
23 4:30 – 7:04
24 4:31 – 7:03
25 4:32 – 7:02
26 4:33 – 7:01
27 4:34 – 7:00
28 4:35 – 6:59
29 4:36 – 6:58
30 4:37 – 6:57

The above time table is applicable for Karachi / Pakistan.
Remember me in ur prayers,
JazakALLAH.

Pakistan Zindabad

People thinks
war is a Competition
Between
Weapons, People,
Forces or Nation,
But its a Battle of
PRAYERS before ALLAH
between Our Mothers
and
Thier Mothers.
The Question is,
Whose SON will come
back with
Flag in his Hands
and whose SON come
back with
FLAG Cover his Body.

I was told at my Birth that
I dont Belong to my Parents..
My Destiny, My Dreams
Belong Only
to
PAKISTAN.
“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

*Nice patriotic story*

*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
“Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad”

A pakistani man goes for fishing

A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”

The return of phoolan devi (bb)

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

In pakistan survey was done

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says khuawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

“Today is the black day of my life
and same for Pakistan
because I lost my princess colleague
and
Pakistan lost her Pakistani.”

– Bill Gates.

da Arabistan dashtoona

Domra salamona Laka da afghanistan ghroona,
da Arabistan dashtoona,
da Hindustan filmoona,
da Paris Atroona,
da PAKISTAN daaloona,
da Pukhto mataloona.
Ao daase nor der der SALAMUNA.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

Kiss is the key of love.

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

I m in love, I’m passionate about him

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 63rd Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

What PAKISTAN means ?

Do you know what Pakistan means?
No?? ok let me tell you
P->Perfect
A->Ambitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
Happy Independence Day

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

The latest slogan of boys

The latest slogan of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education