Happy Womens Day Wishes Quotes

Despite of my several years of research about a feminine soul, I have never been able to answer this great question – What will a woman really want?

Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

“Why Should I ? 😛

Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt…?

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
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Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Excitement in exams!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. 🙂

Use + – / * to solve it

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.

Birthday defined by a philosopher

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Question : Why do girls close

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Why do men chase women?

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Y 18 Hindus go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Hindus go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

Lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

By face how do i look?

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmannered!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
and see what they think about u..But reply me 1st!

A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Sitting on the top of mountain

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

A person who keeps on talking…

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

Usama asked Kajol,hows ur life?

Usama asked Kajol,hows ur life?
She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.
Then Kajol asked Usama,what abt U?
He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Santa:I don’t know
Examiner: U r failed.Whats your name?
Santa: You see my legs, and tell me.

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

How do u spell crocodile

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Latest version of java

Interviewer asked santa:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Santa: Marjava & Mitjava

What happens when a lion roars thrice?

What happens when a lion roars thrice?





Think





Any guess?





Ok i will tell you..





Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

Difference between good & great lawyer

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

Pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Santa: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Tell me more about Shariq

Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”
Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

What is my age?

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Why are you praying in classroom?

In class room One boy was praying “God God”.
Teacher: Why are you praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping you must pray “God God”

Name one important thing

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!

Let me ask u something different

It Is Very Usual to Ask
Whats Up?
How Are You?
Had Your Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask You Something Different
Did You Smile today?
If not Just do it now;-)

A parrots sits on an elephant..

Q- A parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible.?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything

stupid questions…

Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are You sleeping?
2. When it is raining And someone notices You going out, they ask: – Are You going out in this rain?
3. Your friend calls your home phone:- where are you?
4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- did u just have a bath?
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:- going up?
6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart. And they ask:- Are those flowers?
7. you are on the queue to buy tickets the cinema, a friend saw you And ask:- what are you doing here?