Love Advices

I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. – Mindy Kaling

Love Advices

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. – Hannah Horvath