Romantic Birthday Wishes For Wife

Isn’t funny how we manage to hate and love each other at the same time. Yet, we chose to spend our lifetimes together. Happy birthday, love.

Happy Birthday Wishes For Nephew

If I will have a son someday, I want him to be just like my nephew – classy, smart and funny. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Wishes

Sister, you were always my partner in all the amazing works we did, but I’m going to miss those funny incidents as you are getting older. Happy Birthday.

Birthday Wishes For Cousin Sister

Happy birthday to a great woman, a cousin who is more like a sis! On this special day of yours, I just want you to know that you are never forgotten. You are truly an amazing woman, a smart and funny one as well. On your special day, allow me to express how much you mean to me.

Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend

Through our ups and downs, you stood by me. You understood me when no one else do. You loved me when I don’t even love myself. You are the greatest thing that ever happened to me and it’s funny because I did not even know I needed you until you came into my life. Happy birthday, my special man. You’ll never be alone. I got your back. Have a great birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

The worst part of having a birthday is when all your friends can’t come because they’re dead. So be glad you’re not that old! Happy birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Having birthdays seems to give you a longer life. Have a happy one!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

The true sign of old age is pretending you forgot your own birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

It doesn’t matter that your body is out of shape as long as your mind stays sharp. Except when you keep forgetting where you put things. That doesn’t count. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

The secret to a long life must be wine and chocolate. I mean, you’ve been eating it for years and you’re positively ancient! Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

The amount of candles on your cake is contributing to global warming. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

No matter what happens, know that I’ll always pretend to not know your real age when you tell young people. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Birthdays are there to remind you that you need to renew your driver’s license and when they won’t issue another one because your eyesight isn’t as good anymore.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You can make your birthday as happy as you want it. Now where is the booze?

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

There is nothing wrong with laugh lines on your eyes. It just means your life was full of laughter and joy which is what I wish for you on your birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

On your birthday you can act any way you want, provided your body agrees! Here’s to good health and old age!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Retirement isn’t so bad since you finally get to spend what you’ve been working for your whole life. Just a few years more and that dream will soon become a reality. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Remember when you used to hate being asked for your ID to buy drinks? Getting older isn’t so bad after all!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Getting older does let you do whatever you want, but it also means that what you want is nothing like what you used to be. Time lends perspective, so enjoy staying in on your birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

I wish for you at this point in your life to meet a vampire so you can be preserved for the rest of your life! Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

I’d buy you dinner for your birthday but you can’t chew steak anymore so that’s a bust. Here’s a greeting instead!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You ought to expect the mayor to give you a centennial card and cash for your birthday.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You can’t turn back the clock but you can take out the batteries. Here’s to ignoring the passing of time! Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You can keep your gray hair and call it trendy. Have a fabulous birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You know you’re old when people start giving you health food and age appropriate gifts for your birthday.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

I got you a gym membership for your birthday. Exercise will help you on your way to getting over the hill!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

It is a special time of the year where I greet your twin before you because I always save the best for last.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

It is never too late to relive your childhood! Just because you are ancient doesn’t mean you can’t rent a bouncy house. Just be careful since you might break something. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

I got you a card for your birthday but I didn’t put any money in it because you’re old. Enjoy the card!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

There was a sale on life plans and I got you brochures!