Isn’t funny how we manage to hate and love each other at the same time. Yet, we chose to spend our lifetimes together. Happy birthday, love.
If I will have a son someday, I want him to be just like my nephew – classy, smart and funny. Happy birthday!
Sister, you were always my partner in all the amazing works we did, but I’m going to miss those funny incidents as you are getting older. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday to a great woman, a cousin who is more like a sis! On this special day of yours, I just want you to know that you are never forgotten. You are truly an amazing woman, a smart and funny one as well. On your special day, allow me to express how much you mean to me.
Through our ups and downs, you stood by me. You understood me when no one else do. You loved me when I don’t even love myself. You are the greatest thing that ever happened to me and it’s funny because I did not even know I needed you until you came into my life. Happy birthday, my special man. You’ll never be alone. I got your back. Have a great birthday!
The worst part of having a birthday is when all your friends can’t come because they’re dead. So be glad you’re not that old! Happy birthday!
Having birthdays seems to give you a longer life. Have a happy one!
The true sign of old age is pretending you forgot your own birthday!
It doesn’t matter that your body is out of shape as long as your mind stays sharp. Except when you keep forgetting where you put things. That doesn’t count. Happy Birthday!
The secret to a long life must be wine and chocolate. I mean, you’ve been eating it for years and you’re positively ancient! Happy Birthday!
The amount of candles on your cake is contributing to global warming. Happy Birthday!
No matter what happens, know that I’ll always pretend to not know your real age when you tell young people. Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are there to remind you that you need to renew your driver’s license and when they won’t issue another one because your eyesight isn’t as good anymore.
You can make your birthday as happy as you want it. Now where is the booze?
There is nothing wrong with laugh lines on your eyes. It just means your life was full of laughter and joy which is what I wish for you on your birthday!
On your birthday you can act any way you want, provided your body agrees! Here’s to good health and old age!
Retirement isn’t so bad since you finally get to spend what you’ve been working for your whole life. Just a few years more and that dream will soon become a reality. Happy Birthday!
Remember when you used to hate being asked for your ID to buy drinks? Getting older isn’t so bad after all!
Getting older does let you do whatever you want, but it also means that what you want is nothing like what you used to be. Time lends perspective, so enjoy staying in on your birthday!
I wish for you at this point in your life to meet a vampire so you can be preserved for the rest of your life! Happy Birthday!
I’d buy you dinner for your birthday but you can’t chew steak anymore so that’s a bust. Here’s a greeting instead!
You ought to expect the mayor to give you a centennial card and cash for your birthday.
You can’t turn back the clock but you can take out the batteries. Here’s to ignoring the passing of time! Happy Birthday!
You can keep your gray hair and call it trendy. Have a fabulous birthday!
You know you’re old when people start giving you health food and age appropriate gifts for your birthday.
I got you a gym membership for your birthday. Exercise will help you on your way to getting over the hill!
It is a special time of the year where I greet your twin before you because I always save the best for last.
It is never too late to relive your childhood! Just because you are ancient doesn’t mean you can’t rent a bouncy house. Just be careful since you might break something. Happy Birthday!
I got you a card for your birthday but I didn’t put any money in it because you’re old. Enjoy the card!
There was a sale on life plans and I got you brochures!