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You don’t look 40 at all! I’m a great friend like that! Happy 30th birthday! Let’s stay 30 as long as we can.

Happy 30Th Birthday

Being 30 means more accomplishments and success to achieve, more friends to meet and a new set of chaos to test you out. Are ready to take on this journey? You have made it through a memorable three decades of adventure. I am sure you proven to yourself just how strong you are. Happy 30th birthday.

Happy 30Th Birthday

Compared to your 20s, you have a new car purchased on your own now. Student loans are paid off, some of the mortgages too. You have a wonderful baby keeping you awake at night, but drive away the stress as soon as you lay eyes on him. You have the job that you’ve always wanted after struggling to build experience in your 20s. You have the means to travel more and have the luxury to treat yourself more with things you like. It only means that you are more able now, than you are before. Enjoy this new wonderful chapter. Happy 30th birthday.

Happy 30Th Birthday

If turning 30 could look as effortlessly beautiful as you, then I need stop worrying when I am near that milestone. It only shows that you have faced life with positivity even though you were peppered with difficulties along the road. You are such an inspiration! Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Turning 30 is the perfect balance of young and old. You are still young enough to jog around the neighbourhood without worrying about arthritis and old enough to know not to start a race with the kids. Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

There is no shame in turning 30. You can still travel to places you’ve been dying to go to. You can hangout with your friends and make news ones as you go. You can try a new hobby, read a new book and take a French cooking class. You can experience the joys of living in which age is never an issue. Enjoy this beautiful chapter of your life. Don’t let the numbers get in the way. You are never too old to do things you’ve always wanted to! Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

The raging winds may try to break you, the rough seas may try to topple you over, but you will not falter I know. The ground may shake beneath your feet, you may feel weak and fall over, but you will not surrender I know. In spite of these atrocities, these maladies that tries to break your spirit, you always choose to fight I know. Here you are my friend, 30 years into your journey, a seasoned fighter with a joyful heart. Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

You don’t look that old. You don’t even have wrinkles for Pete sake! Cheer up! Turning 30 is not that bad, especially if you don’t even look the part. Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

With all my heart, I am wishing you the best of health, a brimming wealth, a heart full of love and youth that never fades. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Such a wondrous moment for you; it will be a shame if the finest is not served on your 30th chapter. Have as much champagne as you want. You can start your diet tomorrow and indulge on that cake to your heart’s content. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

There is nothing to be worried about. Your age is still a number in the calendar. You have 2 more years to go before you get kicked out. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Dear love, look how far we have come! We have been together for (insert number of years) and yet, it feels like yesterday when I first laid eyes on you. I cannot imagine being with anyone else at this point. We have a long road ahead of us and I hope that we will stay together until we reach another milestone. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

You will be the coolest 30 year-old I know. No one can keep up with my jokes and games as much as you do. Like they all say, there is always a child in us. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

With a passion like yours, who would have thought you are already 30? The lazy 20 year old kids should be ashamed. Keep the zeal burning fiercely! Have an awesome 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

You are as beautiful as the day we first held your hands, your eyes like the glorious morning sun, gleaming with happiness, hope and wonder. We couldn’t be any prouder of you. The happiest 30th birthday to our princess!

Happy 30Th Birthday

There is no reason to be sad in turning 30! You should be grateful that you have made it this far. Only a few fortunate people are blessed to be celebrating their 30th birthday. Cheer up! Have a blast in this special day.

Happy 30Th Birthday

The stages of life are like a season. You are in the beautiful midsummer of your journey. Enjoy the colours and beauty as you trek along your path. Happy Birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Living for 30 years is having a mass of greetings flooding your phone, birthday cards overflowing in your mailbox and a party of with a great bunch of people. Enjoy your special milestone. Happy birthday.

Happy 30Th Birthday

If you check your Facebook timeline until the first time you have opened it up, I wonder if it will take you a week scrolling down until the end. Happy birthday.

Happy 30Th Birthday

With that look so youthful, nobody would believe that you are 30. Anyone would be jealous with looking ten years younger their actual age! Stay timeless! Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Hooray! You have survived three decades of challenges. And yet here you are, smiling so beautifully like you have not been a victim of any pain. What an inspiring 30 year-old you are! Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

One of the perks of being 30 is having the appreciation for the classier things in life. You opt for wine instead of beer. You choose to stay at home and watch old movies with your partner instead of coming home drunk and wasted. You don a sophisticated look instead of wearing your punk outfits. You live independently, no longer relying on your parents for rent. You start investing on experience instead of buying the latest gadget. Welcome to the posh life of a 30 year old. Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Away from your 20s and in to your 30s; your three decades of mistakes has only made you wiser and stronger. Now, kids will start looking up to you as a role model so behave wisely! Happy Birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

Thought you have life all figured out when you reach 30? Hate to break it to you, but that is a lie that the TV and movies are feeding us. The truth is we are all wanderers in this amazing journey. Enjoy yours and forget about understanding everything. Life has just begun. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

When you think about it, 30 is a great age to be. You feel and look young and yet, nobody can tell how many difficulties you have already surpassed. Keep strong! More are coming but nothing you can’t handle. Your 30 years of journey has made you stronger for these challenges to come. Happy birthday.

Happy 30Th Birthday

Turning 30 is like painting half the canvas of your life. May you colour it with more love and wisdom as you go along the way. Happy birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

I can’t believe that just a year ago you turned 29. And now, for the second time around, you are 29. Happy 30th birthday! Oops…

Happy 30Th Birthday

We leave an assortment of prints along the way. The ones you have left me are the most precious. It is full of beauty, grace and strength. I am anticipating more as you take your journey towards your 30th chapter. Happy birthday.

Happy 30Th Birthday

Aside from the occasional backaches and muscle pains, nothing really changes. Not to mention the increase in the number of supplements you have to take, slower metabolism and the anti-aging cream. All right, it is not that bad? At least you are three decades away from arthritis and white hair. Happy 30th birthday!

Happy 30Th Birthday

If you haven’t done everything you wanted when you are 20, this is the opportunity for you to keep pursuing those dreams. As long as you still have the energy to do it, nothing can stop you. Just don’t forget to take a rest if your back starts to hurt. Happy 30th birthday.