I’ve always wondered how it was like to have a brother. Now that my sister has married you, I was given the gift of having one! Not just a brother-in-law, but a funny, generous and kind one to boot, who is like a real-blood brother to me! Happy birthday my dear brother-in-law.
Isn’t funny how we manage to hate and love each other at the same time. Yet, we chose to spend our lifetimes together. Happy birthday, love.
If I will have a son someday, I want him to be just like my nephew – classy, smart and funny. Happy birthday!
Sister, you were always my partner in all the amazing works we did, but I’m going to miss those funny incidents as you are getting older. Happy Birthday.
Whenever I will have a son of my own, I want him to be just like you – smart, funny and cute. Happy Birthday!
You are exactly the woman I aspire to be – smart, funny, sassy, strong, graceful, patient and sweet. I love you, mom. Happy birthday.
I want you to know that even though you’re no longer here, I think about you every single day. There are just so many lessons that you have taught me. I miss your smile, your laughter and your sense of humor. I guess, heaven is just so lucky to have an angel as funny as you, happy birthday!
You are like a ninja. I feel like getting you a ramen instead of a cake. Happy birthday! Want some sushi or sashimi?
Today’s generation will never know the joys of receiving a Gameboy, playing the Monopoly or the Scrabble and going to your neighbour’s friends house to chat until late night. I guess we are getting older, huh? At least, we got these wonderful memories and I have not forgotten about it. In case you do forget, I’ll be here to remind you. Funny Happy Birthday! Let’s be coolest old people.
Wishing you super speed like Flash, strength like Superman and wealth like Batman. There’s no harm in wishing. Just don’t forget me when you are as rich as Bruce Wayne. Happy Birthday.
As we turn a year older, our energy gets lesser. Cheers to those days where we stay out all night and feel nothing. Happy birthday!
Wishing you more money to pay the tab for dinner; more health, so we can stay up at night longer; more happiness, to do crazy things together. Happy Birthday Partner! Stay awesome like me!
Another year of endless projects, sleepless nights and pranking our classmates. Let’s have more fun this year! Happy Birthday!
As we get older, so does our smart phones and computers. We’ll stay awesome though. Funny Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Party Animal! Looking forward to learning new dance moves, more drinking contest and having a bad hangover the next day with you. We should try coming home earlier at 1 or 2 in the morning. Maybe. Happy Birthday.
Life isn’t as fun without you. Your embarrassing moments always manage to cheer me up! Keep up the good work! Funny Happy Birthday
I have to thank Facebook for reminding me about your birthday! Just kidding! Have an awesome special day!
Birthdays are special, especially if celebrated with a special friend. The nurses might go looking for you now; it’s time for your pills. Happy birthday!
A woman’s age will forever remain a mystery to the rest of the world. If you guess the wrong number, you are done with. Greeting you, just a Happy Birthday. Stay timeless.
As we turn more pages of our lives, we gain arm sags to flip with. Happy Birthday!
Grab that suit and tie and let’s go out…for a walk. Happy Birthday!
I’m an advocate of nature. Saving trees is part of that advocacy. No card, just this email to greet you a happy birthday!
Is the size of your tummy directly proportional to your age? To more beer and bigger bellies! Happy birthday!
To more stupid things to add in our list and to more embarrassing moments together. Happy Birthday!
Wiser? Bolder? Richer? Cooler? Okay, I think nice is okay. Happy birthday my nice friend.
Don’t worry about the lines on your face; just tell your kids they are maps of your life’s journey. Don’t worry about the duller eyesight; just tell your kids that it is the mark of a well-read person. Don’t worry about the shaky hands; just tell your kids that you worked really hard during your youth. Don’t worry about all of this, because no matter what happens, we all grow old! Some don’t even have the opportunity to do so. So let’s do everything we want to do. Someday, we won’t even be able to hold out our passport out without shaking it violently or see if we have taken the right airplane. Enjoy life! Funny Happy Birthday!
Someday, if your hair turn white. Don’t worry; we can style it cool like Magneto. If you don’t have any hair left, just leave it like Professor Xavier. Someday, if your teeth fall off; well, just visit the dentist. Someday, if you are having a hard time walking; just grab a cool walking stick like Gandalf. It can double as a staff too. Someday, if your skin starts sagging; surgery is expensive, so just leave it be. Happy Birthday! May you grow old with grace and suave.
To the smartest, coolest, magnificent and good-looking person in my life, just like me – Funny Happy Birthday!
We will all get to that age. You will just go first. Tell us how awesome 50 is. Happy Birthday!
It’s not getting old, it’s getting vintage. Happy birthday!