Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of

Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!

The Word ‘Hello’ means …

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend.

Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

“hi darling”, he says,
“your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

Easy to say I miss you

Its hard to say hello because it might be goodbye.
Its hard to say Im okay because sometimes Im not.
But its easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

Favorite and hardest

“I Want To Be His Favorite
HELLO
And His Hardest
GOODBYE!”

10 Messages 4 you

10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy
10 GOOD NIGHT

Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.

Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.
Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth! Spin Gently.
Coz my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night

Hello ! This is our ATD

Hello ! This is our ATD
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!… Good Night

txt msg: hello

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say good night to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy

Tring Tring Tring.

Tring Tring Tring.
Hindu: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Hindu: Are ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Favorite and hardest

“I Want To Be His Favorite
HELLO
And His Hardest
GOODBYE!”