Funny And Scary Halloween Quotes

I cannot forget last year Halloween. It is the when I scare the wrong person and got hit hard by my face. That’s the creepiest thing that ever happened to her and funny thing for me.

5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Effect of loving or hating persons

Loving hundred wrong persons
may not even effect your life,
but
hating one right person
will leave you a broken
throughout your life. . .!

Effect of loving or hating persons

Loving hundred wrong persons
may not even effect your life,
but
hating one right person
will leave you a broken
throughout your life. . .!